Personal Ads # 1

“Self-obsessed, vainglorious, oppressive, baggage-bearing, neuro-kinetic, contentious, tactless, un-relenting, whining malcontent given to false hope and mindless ritual seeks single male complement. 

No criminals, school principals, chemical agents, dogmatists, Fundamentalist cultists, self-improvement gurus, tobacco magnates, or second-hand smokers. 

Age a factor; wisdom a requisite.

Ready; set; go.”





© Ruth Ann Scanzillo


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