“Self-obsessed, vainglorious, oppressive, baggage-bearing, neuro-kinetic, contentious, tactless, un-relenting, whining malcontent given to false hope and mindless ritual seeks single male complement.
No criminals, school principals, chemical agents, dogmatists, Fundamentalist cultists, self-improvement gurus, tobacco magnates, or second-hand smokers.
Age a factor; wisdom a requisite.
Ready; set; go.”
© Ruth Ann Scanzillo